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By LOHENGR1N On 2010.12.23 18:47
I got this email today and it's too good not to share. It is irreverent so please don't take offence. That said, enjoy!

Some helpful hints for you when you text one of your old friends.
Keep list handy in case you forget what the texting initials represent.

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears
to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is
the code for you:

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can
understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

By parkinit On 2010.12.25 22:18
enjoyed this. thanks for the laugh.

By karolinakitty On 2010.12.26 08:49
I passed this on too .. thought it was hillarious


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