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By lurkingforacure On 2009.02.12 17:35
I heard a joke the other day that is making me reconsider the wisdom of not asking for specific things in prayer (something I was raised with, for good or bad). Hope no one is offended by this joke:

Old Italian Man, very poor, kneeling before statue of angels: "Please, please, please, help me win the lottery...I am so hungry, so poor, so tired....please help me win, please, please, please."

Angels: "Please, go buy a lottery ticket, please, please, please."

By WitsEnd On 2009.02.12 17:41
I learned the hard way not to pray for patience. When God answers that one it means you have to wait for everything!


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